In keeping up with the Joneses at other universities, here is a new
list of student demands from TCU - Tongue in Cheek University. Some of my personal favorites below...
1. The erection of a statue honoring Rosa Parks.
2. The installation of race-segregated safe spaces in which people of color can congregate unmolested.
3. The prohibition of alcohol and other drugs from the college grounds.
4. A collective acknowledgement that the prohibition of alcohol and other drugs disproportionately harms minorities.
5. A well-stocked emergency fund to aid minorities harmed by the prohibition of alcohol and other drugs.
6. An immediate end to the prohibition of alcohol and other drugs on college grounds.
7. A data-driven investigation into the possibility of prohibiting alcohol and other drugs on college grounds.
Add: Free alcohol and drugs for those offended by the prohibition.
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