Saturday, January 2, 2016

Planet of the Aped

The Daily Mail reports that Koko the talking gorilla says mankind is "stupid" for destroying the earth.

‘… (M)an stupid… stupid! Koko sorry, Koko cry. Time hurry. Fix Earth! Help Earth! Hurry! Protect Earth. Nature watches you. Thank you.’
Actually, the message was scripted by Koko's captors, The Gorilla Foundation in Woodside, Cal. and a french based conservation outfit.

Hostage experts, however, were able to discern the real message Koko was sending the world through a clever series of facial gestures.

"I'm being held against my will. Being turned into a mouthpiece for environmental craziness. Save me with guns. Also Planet of the Apes stupid. Make me cry."


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