The Dean of Tasteful Gun Laws

Hey, get this. The dean of the University of Texas architecture program is leaving Austin because of a new law that allows students to carry concealed weapons to class. And where's he going? Penn.

"I knew I would have to enforce the law even if I didn't believe in it," Steiner explained in an interview. "If a faculty member put a sign on the door saying, 'No guns,' it would be my responsibility to say, 'You can't do that.' " The prospect was distasteful, he said.

At least he'll be safer in Philadelphia… not!

The violent crime rate in Austin: 396 per 100,000

The violent crime rate in Philly: 1021 per.

It's a free county. People can move any place they want. But some places are safer than others.